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Rachel: Ross! hi, is Rachel. I'm just calling to say that.... everything's fine! and I'm really happy for you, and your cat! who by the way I think you should name Michael. And you know, you see there, I'm thinking of names so obviously I am over you. I am over you! And that, my friend, is what they call "closure"!
Ross: Hey Rach! Ow... and how was the date?
Rachel: I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine.
Ross: Wow. Well, actually Julie's downstairs getting a cab. I'm just need the cat toys that Monica said... what-why-why are you looking at me like that?
Rachel: I'm sorry, I don't know... I feel like I had a dream about you last night, but I don't remember
Ross: okay...
Rachel: did we speak on the phone last night? did you call me?
Ross: no! I stayed at Julie's last night.
Rachel: huh!
Ross: Actually, I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages?
Rachel: oh yeah, go ahead.
Ross: Rach! I got a message from you!! Who's Michael?
Rachel: Oh my God! no, hang up the phone Ross! hang up the phone, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the phone!!
Ross: you're over me?
Rachel: Ohhh God...
Ross: what.. you're... you're over me?
Rachel: oh my God, ooooh God!
Ross: when... when were you... under me? Rach, Rachel, did you... I mean... were you....
Rachel: basically... uhm... lately... I've sort of.... I've sort of have feelings for you.
Ross: you've... you have feelings for me
Rachel: yeah, what so? you had feelings for me first!
Ross: whoa! you know about me...? I mean... you know I had... you-you know?
Rachel: Chandler told me
Ross: Chaldler? when-did-he-when-did-he-when-did-he?
Rachel: when you were in China
Ross: China!
Rachel: meeting Julie
Ross: Julie! Julie, that's... oh. god. Julie, Julie, right. Okay, I need to lay down.
Ross: no, you know. I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna walk. I'm walking and I'm standing. So you uh... and now, now... now you're over me?
Rachel: are you over me?
*door buzzer*
Ross: That's-that's Julie... Julie, Julie. Hi Julie!
Julie: hi honey I have a cab waiting
Ross: I'll be right down.
Rachel: wait, so.. you're going
Ross: well okay, I have to. I can't deal with this right now. I mean I've-I've got a cab, I've got a girlfrield, I'm gonna go get a cat...
Rachel: okay, okay
Ross: CAT!
Ross: I didn't get a cat
Rachel: okay that's... uhm... interesting
Ross: no, it's not interesting. It's very very not interesting, it's actually 100% the oppossite of interesting...
Rachel: okay I got it Ross!!
Ross: you had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me...
Rachel: what?
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Rachel: hey! I was doing great before I found out about you. D'you think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Ross: then you should have said something before I met her.
Rachel: I didn't know then! and how come you never said anything to me?
Ross: there was never a good time
Rachel: right, cause you only had a year and we only hang out every night
Ross: not-not-not every night. And it's not like I didn't try Rachel, but things got in the way... like-like italian guys or ex-fiancès or-or-or italian guys.
Rachel: hey! there was one italian guy and do you even have a point?
Ross: the point is I don't need this right now. It's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed!
Rachel: so what are you saying, you're gonna start puting away feelings or whatever the hell it was that you felt for me.
Ross: hey I've been doing it since the 9th grade, I've got pretty damn good at it.
Rachel: alright, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross. And I don't need your stupid ship.
Ross: Good!
Rachel: Good! and you know what?! NOW I GOT CLOSURE!
Watch it:
Ross: Hey Rach! Ow... and how was the date?
Rachel: I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine.
Ross: Wow. Well, actually Julie's downstairs getting a cab. I'm just need the cat toys that Monica said... what-why-why are you looking at me like that?
Rachel: I'm sorry, I don't know... I feel like I had a dream about you last night, but I don't remember
Ross: okay...
Rachel: did we speak on the phone last night? did you call me?
Ross: no! I stayed at Julie's last night.
Rachel: huh!
Ross: Actually, I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages?
Rachel: oh yeah, go ahead.
Ross: Rach! I got a message from you!! Who's Michael?
Rachel: Oh my God! no, hang up the phone Ross! hang up the phone, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the phone!!
Ross: you're over me?
Rachel: Ohhh God...
Ross: what.. you're... you're over me?
Rachel: oh my God, ooooh God!
Ross: when... when were you... under me? Rach, Rachel, did you... I mean... were you....
Rachel: basically... uhm... lately... I've sort of.... I've sort of have feelings for you.
Ross: you've... you have feelings for me
Rachel: yeah, what so? you had feelings for me first!
Ross: whoa! you know about me...? I mean... you know I had... you-you know?
Rachel: Chandler told me
Ross: Chaldler? when-did-he-when-did-he-when-did-he?
Rachel: when you were in China
Ross: China!
Rachel: meeting Julie
Ross: Julie! Julie, that's... oh. god. Julie, Julie, right. Okay, I need to lay down.
Ross: no, you know. I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna walk. I'm walking and I'm standing. So you uh... and now, now... now you're over me?
Rachel: are you over me?
*door buzzer*
Ross: That's-that's Julie... Julie, Julie. Hi Julie!
Julie: hi honey I have a cab waiting
Ross: I'll be right down.
Rachel: wait, so.. you're going
Ross: well okay, I have to. I can't deal with this right now. I mean I've-I've got a cab, I've got a girlfrield, I'm gonna go get a cat...
Rachel: okay, okay
Ross: CAT!
Ross: I didn't get a cat
Rachel: okay that's... uhm... interesting
Ross: no, it's not interesting. It's very very not interesting, it's actually 100% the oppossite of interesting...
Rachel: okay I got it Ross!!
Ross: you had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me...
Rachel: what?
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Rachel: hey! I was doing great before I found out about you. D'you think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Ross: then you should have said something before I met her.
Rachel: I didn't know then! and how come you never said anything to me?
Ross: there was never a good time
Rachel: right, cause you only had a year and we only hang out every night
Ross: not-not-not every night. And it's not like I didn't try Rachel, but things got in the way... like-like italian guys or ex-fiancès or-or-or italian guys.
Rachel: hey! there was one italian guy and do you even have a point?
Ross: the point is I don't need this right now. It's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed!
Rachel: so what are you saying, you're gonna start puting away feelings or whatever the hell it was that you felt for me.
Ross: hey I've been doing it since the 9th grade, I've got pretty damn good at it.
Rachel: alright, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross. And I don't need your stupid ship.
Ross: Good!
Rachel: Good! and you know what?! NOW I GOT CLOSURE!
Watch it:
